I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
what if I'm pregnant?
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i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
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