How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
My brain says no but my pants say off.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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