I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
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