I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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