Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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