I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
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