The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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