How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
We were destined to go to rehab together
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Randomize
