all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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