Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
