How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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