Sry I called you an 8
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
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