I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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