He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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