Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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