Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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