she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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