i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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