he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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