Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
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