After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
im holly from the hills drunk
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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