The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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