i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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