She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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