You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
