I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I want to have your abortion
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
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