Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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