So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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