we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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