you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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