Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
We are two peas in an std pod
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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