Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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