sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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