bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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