He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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