I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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