It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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