Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
did you just send me my own nude
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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