This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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