Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Terrible idea I love it
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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