Got a toothbrush?
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
home. puking in laundry basket.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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