I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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