Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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