Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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