Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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