You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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