No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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