you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
