OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Randomize