Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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