so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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