TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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