beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I will pee on everything he values.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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