I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
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