i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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