My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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