i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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